Spy Birch Boletes under tree (Birch tree, in fact) whilst cycling into town. Pick them, take 'em home, chop up, fry with butter and add a couple of beaten eggs (try not to think about cholesterol levels), cook till done.
Then what? Serve with exquisite salad of rocket, fine herbs & ciabatta croutons?
Or slap it onto a steaming lake of microwaved beans?
The latter. Yum bum.