I was in a charity shop yesterday and I overheard the staff talking about catching and eating sea-food on a holiday one of them had taken recently:
'...so he was out the front of the cottage, gutting the fish...'
'Oh no! I could never kill anything, me!'
'No, no, me neither - well, of course, I'd step on a spider!'
'Well, me too, yes.'
Just then I noticed an unusual book on the shelf in front of me.